If we were to rid the world of crying and sadness, what would children do when we steal their candy?When I see a kid eating his own boogers I get pretty grossed out, but I bet he's thinking... "Hey, free lunch."
I've learned that when someone asks the question: "Can you help me with something?" It really isn't as open ended as it sounds.
The saying, "freeze your ass off," has no real basis in reality. Eskimos' thighs should go straight into their backs.
There's nothing "super" about supermarkets.
Don't let anyone fool you with the old "live badger in your birthday cake" trick. It takes the fun out of your party in a hurry. A furry hurry.
Hair grows back... Fingers don't.
